An email to minor star Simon Amstell
Dear Simon,
I’ve got a question for you: How many Simon Amstell’s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I believe just one, as you are a very talented individual but my cleaning lady hazarded 3.
Yours,
Herbert Rumbelow
Categories: Emails
An email to man, Dane Bowers
Dear Dane,
I hope you are well. I was in discussion with a friend last night who said that you were in the band Blue, and not in fact Another Level as I suggested. I would look this up on the internet but wikipedia is currently down for maintenance.
Yours,
Herbert Rumbelow
Categories: Emails
An email sent to popstress Kate Nash:
Dear Kate,
I’m a huge fan of your music and was wondering if you would be playing in the Scottish islands any time soon? I myself am based in The Shetlands for a while until my kitchen is refitted.
Yours,
Herbert Rumbelow
Categories: Emails
I mooted in earlier posts that I have great plans for 2008 when it comes to improving my knowledge of celebrities and other notable people who walk this planet.
To this end I will be undertaking a project to better get to know all manner of people. I will be doing this largely by email as funds and ease of access permit, and will in many cases have to guess the email address of my appointed subject. It is my theory at any rate that 78% of individuals are in possession of an email address that reads firstnamesurname@hotmail.com or firstname.surname@gmail.com or firstnamemiddleinitialsurname@yahoo.com, or a variation on these themes. Instead of searching for further details therefore, I will be assuming these kind of addresses to be accurate in my correspondence.
I will post some example emails I have been toying with in the tail end of 2007 now. Unfortunately I am yet to receive any replies, but I do live in hope. Enjoy!
Until then, have a lovely new year!
Yours,
Herbert Rumbelow
Categories: Public Notices
