Dear Carol Vorderman

Dear Carol,

Since Fermat, Bertrand Russell and Pythagoras are dead I thought I would write to you, television’s premier mathematician. My friend George has a nephew, Alan, who doesn’t think that Math (he watches a lot of American drama) is a suitable subject in this day and age. Would you please tell him that really, it is, for reasons too numerous to list here. You can use that exact language if you like, just copy and paste it and add your stamp of approval!

Yours,
–
Herbert Rumbelow