Dear Miss Lucy Pinder…

Dear Lucy,

I am writing to make an enquiry. There is some fashion these days for family trees, what with ‘Who Do You Think You Are’ on the television and a website I once saw. Due to this, I have decided to invent the concept of ‘Bonsai Family Trees’.

My plan is to link some of the nations best loved figures with just one other notable member of their family. I would consider doing more but I have limited time due to the new series of CSI.

Do you know if you are related to anyone of note? Maybe the great wicket-keeper George Pinder, or Moody Blue, Mike Pinder? If you could let me know, I will be forever in your debt (figuratively speaking only).

Yours,
–
Herbert Rumbelow