Dear Simon,
Here’s a conundrum for you: how does one create an everlasting gobstopper? More pertinently, does the gobstopper retain the optimum level of flavour throughout its life-span? My friend George, who has seen Hot Fuzz nine times (although he did spend one viewing wearing a hat), reckons you are one of the men who might know such an answer. The others are obviously Willy Wonka and Hans Zimmer, though for various reasons I cannot get in touch with them.
Yours,
–
Herbert Rumbelow
