Dear Rupert,
You are a bear are you not? You are fictitious are you not? If so, then why do you have an email address? Is it so you can collect money via PayPal or do you require it to sign up for a variety of services in and around Nutwood? If you could confirm, I have an attachment I wish to send to you (a drawing by my friend George of some shorts he thinks you’d like).
Yours,
–
Herbert Rumbelow
