The man, the myth, the presenter of moderately popular television productions.
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Dear Dave,
What flavour are you? Strawberry? Raspberry? No, of course not, you are Daveberry. Have you thought of launching a soft-drink or chewing gum line? I think it would sell very well, though I for one prefer Pepsi Cola.
Yours,
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Herbert Rumbelow
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The smoothest sports presenter on the planet
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Dear Des,
I have a fact for you, that you may be interested to hear: I named a star for you last month! I was given the opportunity to do this by my friend George (a keen amateur astronomer and gift-giver) on the occasion of my birthday. In picking someone to honour with such a celestial body, I could think of no-one better than you. Well, I did originally pick Ted Danson, but after a brief search it emerged he had two named for him already and I thought a third would be greedy.
Yours,
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Herbert Rumbelow
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