Dear Derek,
As a man in touch with ‘the other side’ I was wondering if you might be able to answer a question for me? Do ghosts have access to email? I am regularly in a position to ask a member of the deceased community some question or other (my friend George frequently questions Victorian fashion choices for example), and thought that spectres may have perfected wide-area networking as well as floating, walking through walls and impersonating sheets.
Yours,
–
Herbert Rumbelow
