Dear Duncan,
I work sometimes as a freelance cracker-joke writer, and I wanted to run an idea by you in advance of next Christmas (it may seem early to you but I have several errands to run before the next cold snap). It is a small gag, but a nice one I think. I do hope you like it:
How do you improve the colour of your swimming trunks?
Dunk in good hue!!!
What do you think? Did you snort 7-Up from your nostrils, or were you unmoved?
Yours,
–
Herbert Rumbelow
