Dear David,
Do you remember the horse that won the Grand National in 1992? It’s name was Party Politics. I was wondering if you placed a bet at the time, being political as you are? Though you are the first to be approached (my friend George picked your name from a mixing bowl) I am intending to ask all serving MPs (and ex-MPs if my CSI box-set is delayed in shipping) and will draw a chart once finished. This will then be sent to The Times of London for publication, though they are unaware of this.
Yours,
–
Herbert Rumbelow
