George told me to write ‘A Titanic email’ I initially declined, but then he cried.
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Dear Kate,
I have been watching a lot of Gok Wan recently (not because I am stalking him, contrary to a post on a couple of News Groups) and I have noticed one thing: he always puts his subjects in red leather gloves irrelevant of any other criteria that should be taken into account. Is this because all women simply love cow-hide against their palms? How does this translate with synthetic fibres? I am asking you as a most rounded lady and trust you will not pass me lies.
Yours,
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Herbert Rumbelow
