Dear Ross,
Do you enjoy the works of Bob Dylan more, or the works of David Bowie more? I ask because I only have 10 berths in my CD racks and since purchasing X-Factor talent G4’s debut album I now have 11 CDs. Obviously this is a problem, and after much soul-searching I have opted to ditch Bob or David. The problem is, I have no reason to drop either and am searching for some backing. If I could say to my friend George ‘Oh, Aladdin Sane? I chucked it, Ross Kemp told me to’ that would help me out of a sticky situation. Not that I am leading you Mr Kemp, you could just as easily ask me to snap in half The Best of Bob Dylan.
Yours,
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Herbert Rumbelow