Dear Mr Ricky Gervais…

Dear Ricky,

As one of the funnier men on television, I wonder if I could ask your opinion on something? Which of he following situations is more amusing: a dog being bathed in ice cream by a Beefeater, a selection of cheeses modelled to represent charicatures of the head of states of each member state of the EU or a ptarmigan pooing on pop sensation Seal?

Yours,
–
Herbert Rumbelow