The only man who’s PM before noon…
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Dear Gordon,
My friend George and I were throwing around amusing nicknames for the great and good last night after X-factor, and came up with a wonderful one for you: Gordon The Gaffer. Do you like it? If so, I might be able to print up a t-shirt with the name on, and possibly a crayon drawing of a gopher with your hair.
Yours,
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Herbert Rumbelow
