Dear Steve Coogan…

Dear Steve,

I enjoy a game of scrabble now and again (indeed I am currently playing scrabble, and will do so once more this evening at my weekly scrabble night) – do you? I am looking for personalities to play a charity game against and when I pulled ‘K, O, U, G, E, N, N,’ from the bag at the start of this game I considered it fate.

Would you be willing and able to take part? If you feel that your scrabble skills are not up to speed I wouldn’t want to embarrass you, I am rather good.

Yours,
–

Herbert Rumbelow