Her Highness Helen…
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Dear Dame Helen,
I found a mouse in my kitchen last night and it looked very much like you! Would you like me to send it to you? I am not sure if you collect effigies of your good self (I know Maggie Smith does, but I understand your preferences could differ). I also have a fried egg (slightly tarnished) that looks like Brian Blessed which he has declined to receive if you would like that.
Yours,
–
Herbert Rumbelow
