Dear Heston,
My nephew, Andy (named in honour of children’s TV presenter Andy Crane) is about to take his driving theory test, an academic undertaking he is finding more bothersome than he should. In order to help him, I thought it might be fun to produce for him individual sushi dishes representing each of the road signs in use on British roads. Would you be able to knock this up? I am unable to pay for your time, but could give you an almost unlimited supply of tracing paper to help in your endeavour.
Yours,
–
Herbert Rumbelow
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bertieflashpants // June 16, 2009 at 3:09 pm |
Mr Rumbelow
Is your first (silent) name Stephen?
My friend Tosh Tighe-Trews and I were wondering if you ever received any mail back from the esteemed Mr. Blumenthal?
I have a recipe for nails porridge he might be interested in, although it is written in Farsi on light sensitive parchment, and as such is locked in my cellar.
Any forwarding address would be much appreciated.
Bertie
toshtighetrews // June 18, 2009 at 6:15 pm |
Mr Rumbelow.
As an avid reader, I want to clear up something before my name is tarnished by this fool. Bertie Flashpants is not now nor will he ever be my friend. He is in fact a complete biscuit who I first had the displeasure of meeting in 1992 at an allotment in Burpham. Bizarrely, this pratt seems to be my own personal stalker and I believe he recently overheard me telling my wife, Rose, of your entertaining ramblings while I was bowling (the green variety) on Sunday. Rose I’m sorry to say isn’t a fan. She recently underwent a self administered lobotomy while I was snorkeling in the Wash and hasn’t been the same since. She is a lot quieter though.
I digress; do you know where I left my keys?
Tosh
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