Dear Jeremy Clarkson…

Dear Jeremy,

Which is your favourite letter? I have always had a soft spot for ‘L’ while George – a friend of mine who keeps his wardrobes in alphabetical order – is so enamoured by ‘W’ that he has tiled his kitchen with ‘W’ embossed ceramic squares. They are quite vile.

As a man with a opinion on everything, I thought you might like to lend your view. If we can gain 25 responses (we’re willing to ignore ‘P’ for obvious reasons) we would like to create an alphabet frieze for sale in Mothercare et al, featuring hard hitting celebs. Paxman, Alex Ferguson and Alan Dedicoat (the voice of the balls) have all been approached.

Yours,
–
Herbert Rumbelow