Dear Gary,
There is a lane in Dorset which features an astonishingly flat wall. But you know this, do you not? When my friend George and I took a drive last weekend (there was little on television and Blockbuster had a power-cut) we stopped for our sandwiches in a secluded lane and George noticed that daubed upon it was the slogan ‘G.B. Was Here – Funkin’ C-Nuts’. We surmised that this was your work – are we correct? It would be awful to know children had done this.
Yours,
—
Herbert Rumbelow
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