Dear Bruce,
*Please note before i begin, that I will be unable to provide this service moving forward. This is do to unexplained circumstances.*
Bruce’s Tea Reading. December 2010.
Today’s tea was Tetley, and taken from a pot prepared lovingly by my friend George (who likes it with a Hob Nob).
On reading the tea I noticed two things: 1) The tea was wetter than would normally be expected and 2)The tea was browner than might be expected. This leads me to two further conclusions. Firstly, you will receive at least 3 books this Christmas, one on the power of Runes, and another signed by the author. Secondly, you will crave cake.
TEA READING ENDS.
Yours,
—
Herbert Rumbelow