Dear George,
Do you rent your eyebrows, or have you bought them outright?
Yours,
—
Herbert Rumbelow
Dear George,
Do you rent your eyebrows, or have you bought them outright?
Yours,
—
Herbert Rumbelow
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Dear Paddy,
What is your lung capacity?
I, ably assisted by my friend George (a lapsed swimming instructor), am creating a series of sports balls (football, squash, croquet) with their size denoted by equivalent celebrity lung capacity. This is proving more difficult than you might think. I have already christened the football the ‘Ernie Els’, but have now reached a bit of a brick wall. Any help you can offer is much appreciated (you could lie if you think it will help).
Yours,
—
Herbert Rumbelow
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