Dear Rupert Penry-Jones

Dear Rupert,

Are you a master of Boggle? I myself am not, but my friend George (and wizard of wordsmithery) is, and he is intent on producing Boggle related artworks for all prime-time TV actors who have even a passing interest in the game. If you would like one (it will be delivered as a photocopy of a photo that will be taken of a painting that George will do from still life) then simply respond by return of electronic post with a pithy phrase or quotation that you would like to be built from boggle bricks (the official term, I checked*)

Yours
—
H. Rumbelow 

*I was going to check but didn’t

Dear Marcus Wareing…

Dear Marcus,

As a masterful cook extraordinaire I would like to ask you what breakfast cereal you prefer to scoff of a morning? I myself am a fan of the more fibreful cereals – All Bran, Shreddies etc – while my friend George (who has been known to have a muffin in the morning) goes for the chocolately staples – ‘Pops, Wheetos and so on. Oddly, he never takes milk (opting to instead eat the dry cereal with a fork).

I imagine you enjoy a classic such as the classy Raisin Split, or Shredded Wheat.

Yours,

—
H. Rumbelow 

(PS. Is it porridge?)