Dear Jack,
Have you ever used an alternative to shampoo? I find it is the household item which runs out most often when one is least expecting it. Only this morning, I found myself reaching for a bottle in the shower and finding nothing. Nada. Nil. Zilch. Nowt. Noodles.
I have read in the past that strawberries may be a natural alternative to cleaning products, but my friend George (a man who coined the phrase ‘Harp on soldier ant’) refutes this, contending that I may be thinking of things that go well with cream.
Yours,
—
Herbert Rumbelow