Dear Woody,
This morning I bought a typewriter (one of the old fashioned ones that jam together every sentence or so). There was little notable about this typewriter (other than an etching of a unicorn on the underside), or so I first thought as when clearing out a paper jam sustained while typing up my goals for the year (1.Eat more jelly and 2.Buy less wicker) I found a scrap of scrunchled paper. On this paper, and this is the bit I think you’ll like Woody, were the words ‘the dog and’. Do you think you could do anything with this? If so – and let’s face it, it’s obvious you can – I would only ask for 10% of the royalties and the credit ‘Based on a piece of paper found by H. Rumbelow’.
Yours,
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H. Rumbelow
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