As a svelte diva, even if she sings- it may still be over.
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Dear Katherine,
I am writing to you in your capacity as a Welsh. Is it true that the people of Wales in fact have shorter toes than your average person? I read this in a book entitled ‘1001 Things You Don’t Need To Know About Feet’ and it has occupied my mind ever since (I know the French have over-sized thighs, but this seems a step too far).
Is it true? Are your toes in fact mere stubs? I sincerely hope not, as I have always thought of you as quite lovely, and were your feet to be stumpier than a felled tree, I would cry. Not for long, but I would cry nonetheless.
Yours,
—
Herbert Rumbelow
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