Dear Jerry,
I adore the fact that you chose a stage name based on your favourite area of the home. I’m a big fan of the hall myself and see it as a much undervalued area. People always comment on a nice granite kitchen surface or storage solutions, but do they ever highlight the loveliness of the hall? Rarely. Rarely Jerry. I just wanted to drop you a note to doff my cap to you on this matter and thank the good Lord you did not end up being know as Jerry Attic.
Yours,
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H. Rumbelow