Dear Lionel Messi,
Do you own a set of maracas? I own a set of maracas (in fact I own nine) and while I shake away over a morning brunch (muffins, toasted) I often wonder what is inside. Do you? Along with my friend George (who insists on spelling it ‘marrakers’) we have made a shortlist of the most likely contents:
1. Hardened gummi-bears
2. Frozen peas (along with, presumably, a freezing mechanism?)
3. Chipped concrete
4. Tiny little eggs
5. Big sand
What do you reckon?
Yours,
—
H. Rumbelow