Dear Gavin Henson…

Dear Gavin,

I am currently penning some additional books for the New Testament (of The Bible) and have hit a small bump in the road (to Damascus). Which would have been Jesus’ local airport? I am reaching out to you as I believe you may have some experience in this area (my friend George swears he read somewhere that you are the man qualified both to fly a plane and take mass) and hope you have the answers. If not, I will more than likely have to resort to rewriting.

Yours,
—
H. Rumbelow

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It is difficult to determine. Nobody has yet formed a meaningful connection with a chicken such that intelligent communication may be undertaken. Even if any conversation with a chicken were to take place, their primitive cognitive facility would mean it unlikely that their actions had any reasoned basis.