Dear Maria,
What is your favoured type of potato? As your name can easily be mis-typed as ‘Maris’, I assume it to be The King Edward. Am I correct? (My friend George, who tapes Wimbledon, to watch it on fast forward, has urged me to make a joke about Tim Henman now being a ‘common – tater’ and thus eligible for consideration, but I’ve resisted).
Yours,
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Herbert Rumbelow