Dear Frank,
Have you ever bribed a municipal official in order to get away with a minor misdemeanour? I’m thinking more having the wrong hedge-type, rather than runnning over a man (or child). My friend George was recently pulled up over his insistence to use oversized stamps, instead of regulation sized stamps on all postage to the council. These were sometimes only a few millimetres larger in size, but often were scaled up to as much as a metre squared.
Yours,
—
Herbert Rumbelow