Dear Henry,
Have you made a snowman recently? If so, what did you use for the eyes? I know coal is traditional, but it does cause such a mess (I ruined a Coca-Cola branded bomber jacket last year) and of course, coal rhymes with ‘bowl’, which I do not find satisfactory (as discussed in my Christmas newsletter to you in 1998).
I am planning on building a man of snow, and my current shortlist for eyes is:
1) Plasters (fabric, scrunched)
2) Liquorice Allsorts
3) Blood
What do you think?
Yours,
—
Herbert Rumbelow