Dear Charlie,
I know form your various media projects that you are into TV. Would you like to accompany me, along with my friend George, when we go television shopping in the New Year? We often find shopping quite dull and thought you might be able to add some verve to the day! George also informs me that you are something of a trolley expert (something he read on a toilet door in Camden) and we thought you therefore might also like to accompany us to Sainsburys – we go every month.
Yours,
—
Herbert Rumbelow