Dear Jimothy,
Have you ever questioned the triumvirate of spoon, fork and knife that so rules our dinner tables? The Chinese have their chopsticks, the Japanese, their chopsticks and the Koreans probably use chopsticks too (for eating). Why don’t we? Or more importantly, why don’t we spearhead our own solution? Jimmy, I would like to invite you to join me and my friend George (he’s ambidextrous) in a bid to shun the SFK mafia from tea time. Current ideas we have are a system based on string, training a small rodent to ferry food between plate and mouth and origami tools. However we haven’t committed any of these to post-it notes so there’s stil time for you to input.
Yours,
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H. Rumbelow