Leicester’s most famous son…
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Dear Gary,
What are you doing for new year? My friend George and I have a bet on what you will be doing, and would like to settle it sooner rather than later (we may tire of the bet soon).
I think you will have a quiet night in with friends and watch Terry Gilliam’s ‘Brazil’ with a dried fruit salad. George however, believes that you operate on a unique calendar (he calls it ‘The Lineker Calendar’) and as such will celebrate your new year of 487 days sometime in what we would call ‘June’.
Is George right, or ‘mental’ – as his niece recently daubed on his bicycle.
Yours,
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Herbert Rumbelow