Dear Tess,
How big is your mouth? Can you fit an entire digestive inside without it breaking? My friend George and I would like to add you to our list of TV stars who could be relied upon to conceal a biscuit should the need arise, but want to ensure you are worthy of a place as it would mean bumping Mystic Meg from the list (though her waning popularity means we may remove her soon anyway).
Yours,
—
Herbert Rumbelow
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