Don’t question me…
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Dear Jeremy,
Do you enjoy the sound of an apple dropping into a pond? My friend George describes this as the most wonderful sound in the world suitable – and I quote – ‘even for the tepid ear of that Jeremy Paxman‘. If you could accept or deny your approval for this sound, I think George would be most pleased and may yet reinstate you on his Christmas card list. If you could also provide an address to send the Christmas card this may help.
Yours,
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Herbert Rumbelow
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