Dear Mick,
How many tissues can you fit in your closed fist?
I only ask as we are considering running a game like this at a Christmas fair (to raise money for orphaned cats) and we feel that a celebrity endorsed competitive element could make it a real winner. We want to charge people £1 to try and fit more tissues in their fist than Mick Jagger (you) and if they can, they get a lottery scratch card.
A quick response would be great. We are of course able to reimburse you for any tissues you need to get hold of in order to complete this challenge.
Yours,
—
Herbert Rumbelow