Dear Jamie,
I am writing to as many tall people as I can think of to ask them to agree never to sit in front of me in the theatre. I feel this a more practical solution that bringing a pillow to sit on.
Will you agree to this? in return I can offer you a photocopy of my latest poem (entitled ‘The Convincing Loom‘) or a CD of incidental music from The Apprentice.
Yours,
—
Herbert Rumbelow
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