Dear Susan Boyle…

Dear Susan,

What is your favourite type of wood? I have a soft spot for balsa (not to be taken as a pun), while my friend George (who has a wooden carpet) is an oak man through and through. This bank holiday we used our favourite woods to carve ourselves egg cups, with left over shavings being donated to a rabbit farm (not our local one, they have a disappointing hygiene record).

It would be wonderful if you could give some indication of your preferred wood type during the final of Britain’s Got Talent, possibly by writing it on your arm in biro, or otherwise, by weaving it into your song lyrics. I’m sure Amanda would love it.

Yours,

Herbert Rumbelow

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