Dear Arsene Wenger…

Dear Arsene,

Are you a man enticed by cruising? I have often thought about leaving dry land and setting sail on a goliath liner but am unsure where to go. I thought you might have an idea?

My friend George (whose only experience on a boat was in 1986, on a coracle making course) has suggested a a three day tour of the North Sea starting from Hull, ending in Aberdeen and ignoring Norway. I however, have been considering a month long sojourn aboard a fishing trawler located somewhere off Galway (during which time I intend to read the entire back catalogue of Punch magazine).

Do you have any comments? Or alternatively, maybe you can recommend a good towel manufacturer?

Yours,

Herbert Rumbelow

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