Dear Lord Lucan,
If, somewhere, you are still with us and still able to read (physically rather than mentally) then I have a message to which to you I would like to impart per se and it is thus: do you still have your moustache? My friend George told me he wouldn’t do the washing up until ‘Lucan shaves off his moustache’ and I would very much like to get him into some marigolds.
Yours,
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H. Rumbelow
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