Dear Louis Van Gaal

Dear Louis,

When times are tough, do you know what I do? I weave. And I don’t weave willy nilly Louis, I weave with a purpose. Often this purpose it to impress Mary (a widowed pharmacist who once appeared on The Krypton Factor), but not always. Other purposes have included the creation of a woven basket to store miniature jars of preserve (AKA jam) and to fill time in between episodes of Boon. The latter may be of interest to you.

Yours,

H. Rumbelow

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