Dear Emma,
My friend George says ‘Every little thing she does is magic, every little thing just turns me on’ about you. I find this slightly degrading, but am intrigued by your experience as a conjurer. Do you perform with doves, or simply card tricks? I had an uncle (friend of the family who owned a caravan park) who once kept doves but had to sell them to pay a gambling debt. Would you be so kind as to let me know when I can see you in ‘Paul Daniels’ mode?
Yours,
—
Herbert Rumbelow
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