Dear Mr Pat Sharp…

Full of fun.

Dear Pat,

You are world renowned for having fun, I would therefore like to invite you to our local fete where we hope you will increase the level of fun by 1 or 2 degrees. Don’t get me wrong, the fete is not terrible, but it can drag somewhat since we were told we could no longer run the ‘Donkey Derby’. I don’t care much for the flower beds myself, but I guess that’s democracy.

Will you be able to make it? It is in June 2010. Do let me know and I’ll pencil you in (though we are waiting to hear from Dave Benson Philips and I don;t think we can accommodate both of you – Mrs Wilson’s car is only a Renault).

Yours,

Herbert Rumbelow

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