Dear Ed Sheeran

Dearest Ed,

I found a kumquat earlier that reminded me of you. I’m actually in the process of having it pickled (lightly) as I break to write to you. Tell me, would you like a provide a jar in which I can keep the picklequat (trademark me) or shall I just keep it with the others: Damian Lewis picklequat, Donald Trump picklequat and a hand full of not-quite-raisins.

Yours,

H. Rumbelow

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