Dear Jeremy,
You know that thing about duck quacks in tunnels? And you know that thing about not being able to lick your own elbows? Do you think these are in anyway related? My friend George (a man with the hair of a mallard) is convinced he read something about it on the back of a cereal packet, and we figured you might know.
Yours,
—
H. Rumbelow
Herbert Rumbelow's Weblog 